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Wait, You have to be awake to attend Geology?

23 Jan

To start off this post I must state that I cant really do anything productive this week, because I am to excited to go to the winter X games, to go to Colorado, to go Snowboarding in Colorado, to see Shaun White, and just a little bit excited to hear/sing All star by Smash mouth 100 times (The same goes for Kendyl times 5).

With that being said the last two  weeks have been  boring typical weeks consisting of going to class, learning, sleeping and eating. Except for Geology which I have Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 10:00 am. I have already slept through it twice once each week so far, and I have only had it five times, and one of those times class was cancelled after five minutes because the projector was broke. So I have only been to two Geology lectures in 2 weeks. On top of that I am going to miss it this Friday and Monday for Colorado. So next week I will have attended Geology 5 of 9 times, I don’t think that’s good, especially for my favorite class.

Really the only interesting thing that has happened here so far this semester was Saturday night when Ron let his roommate Dylan (The Beard) punch him in the face for twenty dollars. Dylan is a bouncer at a bar back in Nebraska where he has been stabbed, and shot in the leg, he is buff. It would take several thousand dollars for me to let Dylan punch me. Any ways so Dylan found some MMA fighting gloves making it .0000000000001% less stupid of Ron for letting him do it. Then Ron took off his glasses closed it eyes and BAM, Dylan did not hold back at all, Ron was so dizzy and out of it afterward that he was barely able to grasp the twenty dollars Dylan gave him.

Sunday I played soccer for the first time since November. We only played for a hour and a half but I am so out of shape that I thought I was going to die. I took a 30 minute hot shower afterward because I was immediately super sore.

On another note it is currently Snowing cats and pandas. This is the 4th time we have gotten a quick heavy snowstorm that only dumped a inch or less.

Colorado in 3 Days and Counting, X Games in 5 Days and Counting!

Peace, Love, and Happiness

Live A Little

Swaggaaz

-Derek

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Living The Honey Badger Life

16 Jan

I am am living my life right  like the Honey Badger, which is my FAVORITE animal.

Honey Badgers opinion on most things: Honey Badger don’t give a shit!

This semester I am taking 14 credit Hours. Monday I only have Geology from 10-11:50 am, so far I like it allot and find most of it interesting enough to pay attention the whole time, except for the one day we discussed chemistry (I hate chemistry its the reason I am not a geology major).

Tuesday I have Sociology from 9:35-10:50, its not near as fun as Mr. Vickers class was, but its not to bad. Then I have Art appreciation from 3:35-4:50 pm, it is the most boring class ever! My Professor shows us picture after stupid picture, and she  just goes crazy over analyzing them. One picture she showed us was a bunch of random black straight lines crossing randomly over each other with a white background, and she related it to Lions chasing a water buffalo in Africa. Straight lines = Lions in Africa, hell no they don’t. (she is freaking crazy). My opinion of that class is the same as the Honey badger.

Wednesday I only have Geology again, but starting on February 27th I have Ropes Challenger course facilitator training from 4:30-7:30pm out at the lake. This class is once a week for only the second half of the semester for 3 easy a credits which I need badly (more on that later). This is the hardest climbing class they have, the whole class is about them teaching us advanced climbing skills and safety and what not. If I finish this class which I will (It was pretty much made for me), then I will be a certified climbing instructor and I will be able to get a job next year assisting with the other climbing classes.

Thursday I have Sociology and art again, but I also have Geology lab from 1-2:50 pm which so far I like.

Friday I only have Geology again.

I am on academic probation from last semester which means that to be able to attend school there next year (not sure I even want to), I have to get my whole GPA including last semesters classes above a 2.0. Last semester I had a 1.3 GPA I know I am bad student but that’s low even for me. So to get it up I cant have any F’s or D’s, I can have one C and I need some A’s. Hints why I took easy classes. Being kicked out of school is the motivation I needed because I am actually trying and paying attention in all of my classes for the first time in EVER EVER EVER.

Peace to your Pet Honey Badgers, Love to your inner Honey Badger, and Happiness to your Honey Badger thoughts!

Live A Little

-Derek

Homecoming Weekend

23 Oct

This weekend was Homecoming weekend here at Northwest Missouri State University, and it was pretty epic. Friday was walkout day, a day when no one including professors comes to class. No school friday meant a big party night on Thursday (thirsty thursday), me and some other people from my dorm walked to a house everyone from our dorm usually goes to, but when we got there the roomates were arguing and threatening to call the cops on each other if a jungle juice party was to happen. So we left and went back to our hall where amazingly we were not able to find another party here in partyville. So that night was a bust.

Friday night all the frats were finishing up their floats for the homecoming parade so they didnt throw any partys, and we once again couldnt find a house party. Then someone said “Lets buy some booze and go party out in a corn field” and thats what almost everyone did. You know its going to be a interesting night when its started off with someone yelling “Lets go make some mistakes and bad decisions”-Wasn’t Me. They’re were six cars full of people mostly from my dorm following each other out to a random field in the middle of nowhere. I have never seen a more clear night sky it was amazing we were seeing shooting stars everywhere in the sky.We were in that field from midnight until 3:30 am or so. Anytime a car on the nearby highway passed by everyone would freak and go hide or run to the cars. Its kind of hard to describe it but that night was pretty epic.

Saturday I had to be up at 5 am becuase I was in the homecoming parade for shirtless bearcats so I just stayed awake after I got back from the field. We had to line up for the parade a hour before it started and it was 40 degrees and very windy (Thats pretty cold when you dont have a shirt on). I had lost my voice by the end of the parade and I still had the football game to go to against Washburn who we killed to the point that it was boring to watch. I was tired after the game so I went to sleep and commited what I consider a crime as a college student, I slept through my saturday night and another corn field party (smh). I was awoken at 2 am by Joe (redneck), Garret(redneck), and Eric who were all sideways drunk. Joe and Garret started boxing in my room and really hitting and hurting each other while laughing, and Eric complained about not being able to sleep because his roomate was with a girl in their room. They left and then I was awoken at 3 by a different Joe and some girls he was with who were wondering why I didnt go to the corn field with them again, to which I told him because no body frickin woke me up (smh).

Today (sunday) I went and ate breakfast in the foodcourt for the first time all semester with all the super hungover guys from my dorm, and when I am motivated enough I need to finish by six page paper on Asian carp for my comp 1 class (I have 5 and a half left to type).

Bucket List: Party in a Corn field CHECK

Live A Little

Peace to yo Fridays, Love to your Saturdays, and Happyness to your Sundays

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