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Worst Week Ever

4 Apr

This week has seriously been the most stressful week and the worst week I have ever experienced… like ever. Remember when I said that I hadn’t done anything academic all spring break? Well I definitely paid for that this week. I knew it was going to be bad, but I definitely underestimated the amount of sh*t I actually had to do.

My mom made me come back on Sunday because there was a chance of freezing rain in the morning when I would have probably left. Even though the chance went down to zero by the time I got back, I am glad she made me leave because I had an essay due Monday but I had left my textbook here and needed sources. I stayed up pretty late working on that. The prompt was kind of confusing so I emailed a TA for clarification but turns out they wouldn’t answer back until MONDAY because they too were on spring break. WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THAT? They shouldn’t have assigned that paper during break and not answer questions until the day it was due. Anyway, I’m glad I wrote the paper the night before because I only had to change a few things to fit the rubric/criteria.

These past few days have mainly consisted of me of eating a lot of unhealthy food, cramming for tests, and running on minimal sleep. Wednesday I had my history exam which consisted of short answers and an essay. I really like the class, but really hate the tests. I think I did fairly well (at least I hope), but because it was all a handwritten test, it’s going to take forever and a day to get the scores back.  Today I had my social psych test and a communications and psychoanalytical nursing test. I studied a lot more for the psych test than I probably needed to and probably not enough for the nursing test. A lot of other people from my nursing class, however, also crammed for that test, some only a few hours before the exam. I skipped out on seeing the answers after the test because we had to work on our project/skit but I’m not sure I really wanted to see how I did…

THEN after taking all these tests today, I had a group research project for microbiology to do, which is due tomorrow, which I just got back from like an hour ago. It was interesting but definitely difficult. I’m just glad it’s over. And tonight I have one last assignment I have to do before my to-do list for this week is completely finished. Weeee.

Next week I will only have one test (THANK GOODNESS) on Tuesday for micro. So this weekend I will probably just keep on studying. But at least I will get to relax a little bit. The work load just never ends. Poop.

Hope your week has been better than mine!
Peace out!
-Megan

Justin Bieber!

5 Mar

Nothing eventful really happened this last week. Last Wednesday was the first day for my climbing class, we were taught how to tie the knots that keep us from falling 50 feet to the ground if we slip. I went Snowboarding Saturday with Lei, Cody, and Kendyl, with 30 minutes left until they closed Cody broke his wrist trying to show me up with a 360 nose grab off the 10 footer in the terrain park (It was pretty Zesty). Since I don’t have anything  else to say I am going to feed all you grammar Nazis dinner, here is a story I wrote for Mr. Dials College Prep high school English class last year, he gave me a D+.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber! I’m sure you’ve heard of him but then again who hasn’t heard of him? Ten years ago, in 2010, he was the biggest name in music, he filled stadiums and arenas, while entertaining thousands.

Five years ago Justin could no longer sell out stadiums, arenas or any venue of any kind. All the teens and little girls that once loved him had grown up and moved on to liking bigger and better things like Lady Gaga. He realized he had no fan base and he knew his career as a singer was over. He retired from the music industry and at the age of 21 decided to attend college and major in Zoology with an emphasis on polar bears.

Justin moved back to his native Canada and started college in Toronto. He breezed through his first three years of college getting straight a’s in everything he took. Then his senior, he met Miley Cyrus while at a six am early morning party. She had also retired from music after losing all her fans to Lady Gaga, and was attending college to become a veterinarian. She and Justin hit it off right away, and Justin asked her out on a date, and Miley said yes. So the next weekend Justin picked Miley up from her dorm and drove her out onto the woods on his blue Vespa moped. They had a nice picnic and discovered they liked a lot of the same things and that they both loved polar bears, then they spent the night in the woods and headed home the next morning. They dated for the rest of their senior year. Justin and Miley both graduated at the top of their class and after graduation they decided to live together and moved north to the arctic where they could study polar bear starvation.

After a few months of peaceful living in the Arctic Circle, Justin got a job with the Canadian Wildlife Conservation Department researching polar bear starvation, and Miley became his assistant. One day, while Justin was out conducting research Miley met Eminem who stopped by there hut to warm up. Eminem had been wandering around the Arctic Circle to get away from all the people who were mad at him for murdering Lady Gaga. But Miley didn’t know that and didn’t think anything weird of seeing Eminem so far north. Eminem was a good talker and after twenty minutes or so he had Miley liking him, and he then began coming over every day after Justin left to go do his research. Eventually Miley was having an affair with Eminem which went on for months. Then one day Miley forgot to make Eminem lunch and in his hungry rage he tied her to the bed and lit the hut on fire. Later that day Justin came home to the smell of smoke, a smoldering hut, and the ashes of his dead wife. He was shocked but he had heard Eminem was in the area and he knew Eminem had done it. It then became his personal goal to kill Eminem; he rounded up his animal friends and told them find and kill Eminem no matter the cost. The raccoons quickly found Eminem just a few miles south of the hut and mauled him to death.

With his wife and Eminem dead, Justin dedicated himself to researching polar bear starvation full time. But he soon went crazy and began to believe he was a polar bear and that he belonged with them so he roamed with them and lived with them. Then one day while napping in a cave with his family of starving polar bears then one of them ate him.

The End! Swagg!

Peace, Love, and Justin Bieber

Live A Little

-Derek

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